Gallery of the Uncommon

The untouchable apparel of the hero

It was in INESC TEC’s canteen that an impressive fire would reveal a well hidden secret. Eye witnesses reveal an incredible story: a super hero, whose identity remains hidden (or is it?) who entered the burning flames to save the day. This super hero had no ridiculous costume; he was dressed in an impeccable dinner jacket and white shirt combo with matching cummerbund. He was of course a gentleman.  

This time there was no damsel in distress but the superhero was able to save three half chickens, six turkey breasts and two pork chops. He emerged from the flames untouched, not a trace of burns or fire, just an icy face, convinced of his powers. What could be the explanation for this feat?

Some speak of mysterious forces; could this explain the special flavour in the food sometimes on sale? Others talk of a god within the building and others blame the devil. A roaring fire and not a scratch on him, not even a trickle of sweat. It is possible?

All we can ascertain is that he smiled enigmatically, clearly comforted by the fact that no-one had actually left the building when the fire alarm went off; they had calmly ignored the potential danger, “learn with me” he appeared to be saying.