Offside
Corporate

Um olhar sobre nós na voz dos nossos parceiros - EFACEC Engenharia, pela voz de Alberto Barbosa.

Fora de Série

"A qualidade do INESC Porto neste ramo de actividade [transferência de tecnologia e consultoria na indústria] vai sempre depender da sua qualidade científica”, Augustin Olivier

A Vós a Razão

"The clock is ticking and others in the world are not only ahead of us but moving faster. This is an opportunity that INESC Porto and the University of Porto should not miss if they want to be on the map", Ricardo Morla

Asneira Livre

"...uma «sala de ideias» poderia ser útil para organizações de maiores dimensões, como é o caso do INESC Porto, em que a dispersão geográfica dos pares impede o convívio de todos à mesma mesa de café", Rodolfo Matos

Galeria do Insólito

A madeira persegue-nos, sabem?, é um mau olhado que nos lançaram. Duvida? Venha conferir.

Ecografia

BIP tira Raio X a colaboradores do INESC Porto...

Jobs 4 the Boys & Girls

Referência a anúncios publicados pelo INESC Porto, oferecendo bolsas, contratos de trabalho e outras oportunidades do mesmo género...

Biptoon

Mais cenas de como bamos indo porreiros...

 

Ecografia

Ana Sá, UESP, PRESTAÇÃO DE SERVIÇOS

Ana Sá

Três coisas que faria se soubesse que iria morrer amanhã

Provavelmente chorava, depois gastava o meu dinheiro todo e divertia-me todos os segundos que me restassem.

O que faria se um dia acordasse e tivesse mudado de sexo?

Avisava o meu namorado…

Se fosse à China e a obrigassem a comer escorpião, como reagiria?

Não me obrigavam… isso vos garanto!

Quem não gostaria de ter como chefe?

Alberto João Jardim.

Uma coisa que a ponha doida

Quando andam na faixa da esquerda na auto-estrada e a da direita está livre. Irrita-me profundamente…

Fantasia que nunca realizou

Ter um Golden Retriever.

Kristel Nõges, USE, Bolsa

Kristel Nõges

Name three things that you would do if you knew you were going to die tomorrow

I´d fly home to see my family and friends with a good box of chocolate and a glass (or more) of mojito. After eating and drinking I would go skating, skiing or running, depending on the season. And if there was more time I would eat more chocolate!

What would you do if you woke up one day and you had changed your sex?

I would try to understand men better and hope to change back the next day :)

What would you do if you went to China and they made you eat a scorpion?

I think I might like it so I would be curious to try it.

Who would you NOT like having as your boss?

Probably my mom.

Name one thing that drives you crazy

Lots of people somewhere (like a shopping mall at Christmas time)

Name one fantasy/dream that you’ve never fulfilled

A trip around the World! But I still have time to do it…

Saravanan Kandasamy, UTM, Bolsa

Saravanan Kandasamy

Name three things that you would do if you knew you were going to die tomorrow

I would spend the first hour crying; then I would write letters to my daughter and wife to be given at certain stages of their lives and birthdays; finally, I would go to the beach to see the last sunset with my family.

What would you do if you woke up one day and you had changed your sex?

I probably wouldn’t get up from bed as I wouldn’t have a woman's dress with me to go out!

What would you do if you went to China and they made you eat a scorpion?

Can't complain, looking forward to try it since I have eaten monitor lizard, frogs and snakes before.

Who would you NOT like having as your boss?

A non aggressive person.

Name one thing that drives you crazy

Nagging.

Name one fantasy/dream that you’ve never fulfilled

Being the coach for FC Porto.